Well, I too am a chef, and I am one of the best ones, because to me, all food is delicious, and so i won't judge a perfectly good dish wrongly just because I don't like the ingredients. But, of course, there are limits for what I can eat.
Icy Paws
You will need:
- 1 container of plain yogurt
- 2 cups of peanut butter
- 1 can of tuna
Truly! All dogs, (well I can't speak for others, but I certainly do) love them. They rock! All you do is mix them together and freeze them! I perfect treat for me!
Terribly Disgusting Imitation of Dinner Soup
You will need:
- Your dog's normal serving of food
- Your dog's normal serving of water
This must we the most disgusting doggy food on the planet. My youngest master, Abe, accidentally dumped my food in my water bowl filled with water and this recipe was created. If your dog loves food, but hates water and thus is not hydrated, then this recipe is genious. Master Abe is as far from a chef as possible, and he could do it. So this is a perfect first recipe if you are a cooking rookie and your dog had no taste buds.
O Come All Ye Wasteful Dog Bone Recipe
You will need:
- A full animal that has bones in it
This recipe is so delicious! It is rather simple, because all you need to do is yank out all the bones in the animal. Throw the rest of the animal away and store the bones or give them to your dog.
These are just a few of my gourmet dishes. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
